Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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