in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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