I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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