Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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