You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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