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What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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