the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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