Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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