why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.