You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.