Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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