Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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