If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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