Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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