There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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