guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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