Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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