did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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