I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
there is glitter all over my balls
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