i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
