Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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