i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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