I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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