I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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