this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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