WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so let's talk penis.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.