butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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