Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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