its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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