You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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