shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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