I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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