belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
i've created a new STD.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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