I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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