you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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