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I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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