there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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