More tranny stories later!
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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