I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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