This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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