i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
are you so shy because you have an std?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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