Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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