did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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