Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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