Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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