no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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