we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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