butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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