It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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