I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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