I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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