The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i now understand why vodka
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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