Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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