Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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