y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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