I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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