my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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